Fun with feathers

I’ve noticed some big changes in the way I’ve been feeling lately.  I’ll be one year old in a couple of weeks and the old guy keeps reminding me that I’m no longer really a kitten.  He says that cats don’t age the same way as dogs and that I’m now about 18 years old in human years.  Can you remember when you were 18?  The old guy says that was a pretty rough time in his life.  Anyway, here’s the cat years calculator he downloaded from the computer:

•   1-month-old kitten = 6-month-old human baby

•   3-month-old kitten = 4-year-old child

•   6-month-old kitten = 10 human years old

•   8-month-old kitten = 15-year-old human

•   A 1-year-old cat has reached adulthood, the equivalent of 18 human years

•   2 human years = 24 cat years

•   4 human years = 35 cat years

•   6 human years = 42 cat years

•   8 human years = 50 cat years

•   10 human years = 60 cat years

•   12 human years = 70 cat years

•   14 human years = 80 cat years

16 human years = 84 cat years

Rich still tries to play with me like I’m a little kitty, but I just don’t seem to have all that energy anymore.  I do enjoy trying to catch the feather thing he waves around, but it’s more fun to lay on the carpet and just try to grab it.  Rod says I’m just getting fat and lazy.  That from an old guy that rarely gets off his chair to get another snack. Ha!