Isn't This a Touch Screen Computer?

All this high tech stuff is very confusing for a little kitty like me.  I've been trying to use the old guy's computer to check for emails from my fans, but I just can't seem to scroll down the screen.  Rod says I need to use a mouse.  Huh?  As my momma used to tell me, "The only good mouse is a dead mouse".  I'm gonna have to pay more attention to how the old man gets his stuff.  Geez,  if an 80-year old guy can do it, it should be easy for me.